Stapleton resigns as Lincolns President

It was announced this week that Steve Stapleton has tendered his resignation as President of the St. Marys Lincolns. A press release from the organization stated that, “over the past five years, including nearly three years as team president, Steve has committed a huge amount of his personal time towards the operation of the team’s…

Seadoo and trailer stolen

On Tuesday, July 12, a Township of Perth South resident contacted the Perth County Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) to report the theft of a Seadoo and trailer from a locked barn along Line 12 North of St. Marys. Investigation revealed that sometime between Tuesday July 5th and Tuesday July 12th an unknown suspect broke into the locked…

Weekend Smiles

That’s One Dead Duck… A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her pet on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s heart. “I’m so sorry; your pet duck has passed away.” The distressed owner wailed “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m sure. The duck…

What if St. Marys had its own Olympic Team?

By Stewart Grant As all of the participating countries work on finalizing their Summer Olympics rosters, we thought it would be interesting to try and answer the hypothetical question, “What if St. Marys (and surrounding area) was a country participating in the Olympics? What athletes should we send for each sport?” Send us a note…