Imponderables A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After
Life explained On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in
Halloween Groaner A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a “BUMP….BUMP….BUMP…” behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out
The sayings of Steven Wright All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse
Life’s unanswered questions How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep? Are there female leprechauns? Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.
That’s One Dead Duck… A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her pet on the table. The vet
On July 1, 1958, Two men invented the radial tire. Everyone said that they made a nice spare. On July 2, 1950, Hair dye
You Might Be Canadian If Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You bring a portable TV